The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going […]

8. I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem … but the last couple of weeks I’ve gotten it under control.
7. I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden … but could I borrow two thousand dollars?
6. Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa […]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out.
A shrimp’s heart is in their head.
When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand or attempted […]

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before […]