8. I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem … but the last couple of weeks I’ve gotten it under control.
7. I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden … but could I borrow two thousand dollars?
6. Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa […]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out.
A shrimp’s heart is in their head.
When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand or attempted […]

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before […]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at […]